One of the nicest things about blogging has been the Friends Reunited
aspect: getting back in touch with old friends I haven't seen in years.
My friend Zornhau
and I more or less grew up together. Then we lost touch: I moved away
to London, he stayed in Edinburgh. I kept in occasional contact with
his sister. I went to her wedding, she drove two hundred miles to come
to mine, even though she was in early pregnancy and looked wretched. We sent presents for each other's babies. I heard snippets from her about Zornhau's life.
Twenty years after I last saw Zornhau
I was pushing a buggy along an Edinburgh street when I bumped into him
by chance. We chatted for a few minutes. Both married. One child each.
Me a daughter. Him a son. Working in similar areas. We talked of house
renovations, flats and primary schools. Good, grown-up stuff. "Do you
have a blog?" he said, as we parted. "Yes, Mother at Large," I yelled
into the wind. Thank you, Va-vay, for what must have been a memorable
blog address. We renewed our friendship via our blogs.
Last Friday was Zornhau's
40th birthday. It was lovely to help him, his wife and their many, many friends
celebrate. There were lots of people - yes, real people - there I've
only ever known as people commenting on his site. So I got to meet the
blokes behind blog names like Calcinations, The Hat and Single Point.
There was also a group of people I remember from the teenage party
years. Zornhau's wife pointed out a man standing at the bar. "That's
Michael," she said. "You'll remember him from when you were growing
up." I peered at the bar, looking for a shy and gangly teenager. No-one
there fitted the bill. I looked at her in puzzlement.
"There," she said
gently. "In front of you." I looked again. The Michael I remembered had
gone, bulked out into a full-grown man. This bloke was confident. Could
hold a conversation. Look a woman in the eye. He even had a girlfriend,
for goodness sake. Others from our gang of friends were there. It was
fantastic to see them. Though we all of us - amazingly -
seemed to have aged twenty years overnight. And some of them turned out to be behind blog names I've seen on Zornhau's site and elsewhere. That's the thing about
blogging - you never quite know where you are.
Shedworking, one of my favourite sites, is running a theatre review I wrote for them about a production of Walden, a one-man show from Magnetic North about a man who flees civilisation to live in isolation in a hut in the woods. It was great fun going to the theatre (they even gave me a complimentary press ticket, something I haven't enjoyed in years) and because I went on my own I chatted to other people in the audience afterwards. Nothing to do with late parenting, but a mini-highlight of the weekend.
Somewhat closer to home, Va-vay, Beanie and I went to our local Home Birth Support Group at the
weekend. Beanie was entranced when a pregnant lady stuck her tongue out
at her (in a friendly way) - and revealed a rather splendid tongue
piercing. I knew I needed the Support Group after I told a friend last
week I was planning a home birth and she said: "What if you die?" My
friend, who is not from this country, then said: "Well, maybe compared
to an NHS hospital birth it is the best thing to do." Huh. It's one thing for me to criticise the NHS, but I don't like it when other people do. The Support
Group nodded and smiled when I recounted all this, before bursting into tears, and said they hear this kind of thing a lot. They said that
statistically home births are safer than hospitals. That people who are
negative about you having a home birth are often just worried for you.
Beanie beamed as I sat cross-legged on the floor, weeping, then made
friends with a small boy wearing a T-Shirt saying "Born at Home". Although not yet two years old herself, Beanie loves pointing out "babies" she sees out and about, saying the word "baby" in great excitement, as if the child in question belongs to a different generation from herself. When in fact there's an age gap of twelve months between them. She
spent the rest of the event cuddling the "baby". His mum was there too. Alive and
well.
Other News
A friend is organising a fertility afternoon at the Aditi Yoga Centre
in Edinburgh on Sunday 2 March from two till five. This is a chance to
hear expert speakers on how to improve the chances of becoming
pregnant, maintaining a healthy pregnancy and much more. Topics
covered include acupuncture, chinese herbal medicine, homeopathy, mind
and the body, natural ovulatory cycle, nutrition and yoga. Open to
all. Donation £5 per person.
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Anybody planning on giving birth in Edinburgh might be interested to know about the city's Birth Resource Centre. They have birth preparation days for couples, pre- and post-natal yogal classes, a library of useful pregnancy and birth books (I've got my eye on The Water Birth Book by Janet Balaskas) and a support group for home births. More importantly, their staff are warm and kind. And they rent birthing pools. Last time I was pregnant I dragged Va-vay along to NCT lessons - and we were lucky enough to meet a great crowd of people, almost all of whom we still meet up with regularly. Life would have been pretty dismal without the NCT crowd, who've provided company and good cheer over the past couple of years. I hope they don't mind me saying that. But Va-vay and I were slackers during the actual lessons - we kept skiving off for dinners out, thinking (correctly) we wouldn't have much chance to go out once the baby arrived. Va-vay is also incorrigibly private - and curled up with embarrassment at discussing pregnancy in front of people he didn't know at the time. Not my problem, really. It's more getting me to shut up that's my issue, especially when I get nervous. But, anyway, my knowledge of childbirth and labour positions is sketchy - though I have no-one to blame but myself. This time I'm going to try and learn up a bit more. Less skiving. More swotting.
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DJ Kirkby is having a party over at her place to celebrate her diagnosis with Asperger Syndrome. DJ is a long-time supporter of this blog and has been unfailingly generous in sharing her time and wisdom on the site. So do please pop along and say hello if you haven't already.
The first-trimester nausea has gone, so I
suggest a cinema trip to an old friend. "Sure," she texts back. "How
about The Kite Runner?"
I look it up on-line and am scared even reading about it. No way can my
addled hormones handle a story of childhood betrayal, exile, civil war,
the Taliban and sexual violence. I suggest something called Enchanted - a romantic comedy that looks sufficiently non-threatening. "OK, see u there 30 mins before," texts my friend.
The only other people in the audience are teenage girls (this is the
evening showing). We are the oldest people there by about twenty years. I sense that the
matinees are probably full of eight-year-old girls.Does it matter? Not a bit. The 2-D animated opening
introduces us to Giselle and her magical animal friends who frolic and
sing in the woods. Friend and I exchange looks. I pretend to be
mock-horrified - but deep down I'm loving this film. Giselle meets a
handsome prince, who asks her to marry him. She accepts. But on the day
of the wedding, his evil stepmother, Queen Narissa, steps in to stop
the marriage, knowing she will no longer be queen if her son marries.
Narissa throws Giselle down a wishing well, saying she'll send her
to a place 'where there are no happy-ever-afters' - this turns out to
be modern-day Manhattan. However, here (in live-action) Giselle
(still in her wedding dress) eventually meets well-to-do divorce lawyer and single dad Robert, who takes her in for the night.
Robert and Giselle start to fall for each other, but things get
complicated when Queen Narissa follows Giselle to Manhattan, to be sure she's seen the last of her would-be
daughter-in-law. Narissa tracks Giselle down to a ball, where,
disguised as a toothless old hag, she finally persuades her to eat a
bite of poisoned apple.
Giselle collapses, and only the kiss of true love (delivered by
Robert) saves her life. Unfortunately, Narissa doesn't take this set-back
well, turning herself into a huge dragon and grabbing hold of Robert
before thundering out onto the roof of the skyscraper where the ball's
taking place. Giselle follows, and forces Narissa to let go of Robert.
Still in her dragon persona, Narissa falls from the roof and dissolves
into glitter on the pavement below. True love triumphs.
It was an entertaining film, full of witty touches - though I did
feel like an imposter being there without any young children. Later, I recount the plot to Va-vay.
"So you see, Va-vay, it really started with his mother not wanting them
to get married because then she wouldn't be queen any more."
"Really."
"But then the conflict is resolved when the dragon falls from the skyscraper."
"I thought one of the design features of dragons was they could
fly," he replies. "This must have been a freak, flightless
dragon."
Some people will insist on being so literal.
A quick reminder that Edinburgh's new, independent children's bookshop opens its doors for the first time this Saturday (10 November). You can find Fidra Books at 219 Bruntsfield Place, Edinburgh, just along the road from Holy Corner. Vanessa Robertson, the firm's director, is a staunch ally of this site and fellow blogger who deserves every success with the new shop. I'm chuffed to bits for her and telling everybody I know about the launch. Please go along and support the shop by buying some of her books. She's stocking more than a thousand titles, including the fifteen Fidra has published. Aside from Vanessa being a personal friend (I think she'd agree with that) we need shops like this to stop our high streets melting into a parade of identikit chains.
More personally, I can hardly wait until Beanie's old enough to enjoy browsing in Vanessa's shop. Some of my happiest childhood memories are visiting bookshops with my mother, and I want to do the same thing for my daughter. I come from a fairly modest background (despite what certain readers of the Edinburgh Evening News think) but my mother believed books were the best investment you could make and used to produce her James Thin account card for all sorts of children's books like Ballet Shoes, Tom's Midnight Garden and The Secret Garden. They opened the door into a new and enchanted world I never wanted to leave.
As Vanessa's written on her blog, many people have an emotional attachment to book shops possibly because they remember buying books there that have shaped their lives, ideas, aspirations, dreams, perceptions and imaginations. Buying on-line is never going to be the same for a small child as wandering around in a cornucopia of real books. Go on, if you get the chance, pay a trip to the new shop. Just don't expect to find any Katy Price pony books, though. Vanessa won't be stocking any. As she told The Scotsman, "We won't stock rubbish." Quite right too.
Does age matter when it comes to making friends with other mums?
Does it make any difference if you're the oldest or youngest mum in the post-natal group?
Do people forget about age differences because they've got the - arguably stronger - common bond of looking after their new babies?
I'd count myself friends with other mums of various different ages - probably with a few more of them closer to my age.
I'd be interested to know about readers' experiences of whether age played a part in their post-natal support network.
As you might have guessed, I'm working on a section of Fashionably Late that requires some field research into what it's like for mums setting up social networks after they've had a baby. Any comments much appreciated and I would of course change people's names before putting anything into the book. As I've said before, two signed copies go to people whose comments are included.
For most new mothers the year after having their first baby turns out to be the loneliest in their lives, according to a survey from Tesco and Mother and Baby magazine. Cut off from families, friends and work colleagues, almost half of new mums feel 'lonely and isolated'. Nine out of ten miss the social life they enjoyed before the baby arrived and around two-thirds 'feel cut off from normal life'. Only around a quarter lived in the same town as their parents.
The Mail quotes Elena Dalrymple, editor of Mother and Baby, saying: "Leaving work and having a baby is a huge physical and emotional adjustment for women. Friends without babies drift off, grandparents live miles away, neighbours are barely on nodding terms, other mums you bump into at the shops aren't your type and the social life you once knew has ground to a halt."
My experience was quite the opposite: I found myself meeting all sorts of new people when Beanie arrived and have been extremely fortunate in making friends with other mums from our ante-natal class and other groups. It's not over-stating things to say they've been a life-line in some difficult times.
Having a child also meant I got to know some of our neighbours. We used to have a little cafe at the end of our street and before it closed would gather there for coffee and a chat, without having to make any arrangement beforehand. We'd just wander in and chat to whoever was there. Having a child has helped me feel part of a community. It's been great.
On the downside, I've inevitably met people with whom I had little in common except having a child at the same time - but that's hardly surprising. Some of the mums-and-babies events have had their excruciating side.
Sample conversation:
These days I don't see as much of Ranulph and his doting mum. But many of us mums who had babies around the same time still enjoy meeting up. Perhaps if I hadn't seen this survey published next to a story about how successful, beautiful women can't find boyfriends, (not something I've ever noticed) it wouldn't have made me think of a comment by Julie Burchill that some newspapers can't bear the idea that there might be a woman somewhere in the world who is - terrible thought! - enjoying herself.
After yesterday inflicting on you the picture of an Indian lady breastfeeding a monkey, which all of us agreed was pretty vile, I've got something much cuter to show you today. This is a picture of a fantastic piece of ergonomic baby kit that one of Va-vay's work colleagues, a lady who lives in Egypt, kindly gave us. I'd never seen one of them before, I'm not even sure they're available in this country. The beauty of the shape is it allows babies to hold their cutlery more like an adult would hold a knife, as parents will tell you babies tend to do anyway. So Beanie can wrap a tiny fist around the stem, then still heap up her petit filou, fish pie or whatever, and convey it thence to her tummy, a process which is much harder for her with a conventional rubber toddler spoon. We're not sure yet if Beanie's right or left-handed. Probably right-handed. Hoping so, anyway, as this lovely spoon will work only for right-handed toddlers. But don't worry, Beanie. No pressure.
The wedding in Ireland takes place just over two weeks away. Two weeks in which I must primp, pluck and preen away two years of self-neglect. Two weeks in which to pray that the summer's long diet to rid myself of post-pregnancy weight has worked well enough for me to fit into a fashionable outfit. An outfit sans even the merest hint of smocks, peasantry or burgeoning bellies. An outfit I can wear with no-one, but no-one, not even the kindliest and most well-meaning, pointedly asking me about due dates or plans to have more children.
Two weeks in which I must:
1. Brave the Lewis' hat department to choose something called a 'fascinator' for my hair. Preserve it from Beanie's merciless ministrations. Wonder which Potter book it appeared in. Convince self I do not look ridiculous in it.
2. Repair to the local Floatarium for revitalising hour in a water tank. Resist temptation to draw unflattering parallels between self and Bertie's mum, the fictional Irene from Alexander McCall Smith's Scotland Street. A lady who also frequents the Floatarium - in her case, with controversial results.
3. Brush up on non-baby-related small talk. Perhaps find out if a World Cup beckons later this year. So that when people talk about 'the match' I'll know which one.
4. Psyche self up to be in roomful of mostly new people. On my own, without Va-vay (who's babysitting).
5. Remove, by scrubbing if necessary, any rejected fish pie or other gloop engrained on my person, hair or clothes.
6. Resist temptation to tell everyone I meet at the wedding that they should have a blog.
7. Unearth the nice underwear I last wore on honeymoon, before I got pregnant and outlawed underwireds to the back of the chest of drawers. As a friend said: "They did their job well, those bras." Probably repress dismay that I'll never again be a 36C. Try to be happy that at least Va-vay is pleased by my increased chest size.
8. Get hair do. Rejoice in freedom to have highlights done - as not pregnant.
9. Find wedding present
10. Remember to apply expensive face creams Va-vay brought back as gift from his weekend away. Dismiss negative thoughts that he might be trying to tell me something with this choice of present.
11. Train myself not to coo, trill, babble or sing at adult wedding guests.
12. Savour thought of returning from travels with handbag mysteriously devoid of crumbled infant rice cakes.
13. Look forward to being on plane where it will not be my job to soothe, feed or hush my poor, traumatised daughter as her ear drums get sore, and she wails in despair that she doesn't understand where she is or what's happening to her.
14. Try to convince myself I won't miss her like mad, that I won't be thinking of her every minute I'm away from her.
Can it be done? I'll let you all know. The last one, number fourteen, will be the hardest by a long chalk. Wish me luck.
The Bean remains in the smash-and-grab phase of her infancy, an uncompromising stage in which she displays no inhibitions whatsoever about seizing other people's belongings, but hangs onto her own with grim determination. Since I'd like her to grow up with at least a few friends, we're working on those social skills, and so while browsing in the signing tent at the Edinburgh International Book Festival yesterday (oh, okay, I admit it, hanging around to sneak glances at Richard Dawkins who was there signing copies of his latest book The God Delusion), I found this lovely book by Julia Donaldson, author of The Gruffalo, called Sharing a Shell.
I've bought Sharing a Shell in the hope it will help teach Beanie about sharing and friendship, since the book is a gentle parable (of sorts) about how we relate to other people, but now I'm wondering if we can learn that sort of thing from a book, whether in fact these are life lessons we have to figure out for ourselves. But I'm such a believer in books' abilities to have transformational effects on our lives I couldn't resist purchasing a copy.
Watching our sixteen-month-old children playing last week in a walled garden at an Edinburgh art gallery, and laughing kindly at my attempts to rein in Beanie's exuberant behaviour, a friend commented to me that children really learn mostly by example, while telling them what to do achieves little. When I look back at my own childhood, that's certainly true, and I think (though others may disagree) that children are acutely sensitive to parental hypocrisy (saying one thing, doing another). Oh dear, in that case I'd better behave myself then and set a good example to my daughter of sharing and friendship.
Still, I don't think Sharing a Shell will prove a bad purchase, if only because, as the cover rightly publicises, it has "Glitter on every page". Now only rarely, very rarely, can that be a bad thing, and Beanie absolutely loves it. Indeed she was so enthralled with her new acquisition yesterday afternoon that she spent about ten uninterrupted minutes fingering the glitter with rapt attention, pausing only to scream at me in indignation when the book fell out of her buggy.
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Guineapigmum, Erica from Littlemummy and I all met for a successful coffee and chat yesterday at one of my favourite childhood haunts, Victor Hugo's delicatessen, after Guineapigmum noticed a jokey comment here about setting up a Blog Fest to run alongside the several other festivals in Edinburgh in August and suggested we meet up.
Erica and I already know each other; we have children almost the same age, and have enjoyed meeting up a couple of times in the Botanic Gardens to chat about blogging and the delights (or challenges) of looking after our toddlers. Guineapigmum and I have swapped comments on each others' sites, but yesterday was the first time we met in person, and I'm glad to say we all had a good time chatting about the important things in life - like being mums, our children and blogging - before taking the younger children over to the swing park together.
It was great to meet up in person, encourage each other, swap tips and find out how we all make time to write postings while working and looking after families (I'm writing this as Beanie has her mid-morning nap, and the sound of her coughing means I'll have to end soon). Many thanks to Guineapigmum for taking the initiative to suggest it.
Yesterday made us all think it'd be great to get more of us bloggers together more frequently. Who knows? Perhaps in time we'll have a proper blog fest - and get to meet in
person lots of lovely fellow bloggers from around the country! Keep an eye out for details of future get-togethers.
A letter arrives this morning addressed in calligraphic swirls of black ink. Someone has inked each letter with strokes, curlicues and loops that make The Bean's beginner alphabet letters on her wooden blocks stark and almost impoverished in comparison.
Writing like that promises only good things. And these flourishes, swoops and upstrokes do not disappoint. Inside is an invitation to the wedding in Ireland of an old friend and her long-term boyfriend. They got engaged in India at Christmas.
We became friends as flatmates back in London. Our flatsharing wasn't a huge success: when we protested at a proposed 20% rent rise, our landlord responded with an eviction notice. But our friendship survived this set-back and continued. Even after we both became home-owners ourselves and later moved away from London.
She flew back from New York for the weekend to be at our wedding, so a trip across the Irish Sea doesn't seem much to ask in comparison. Suffice to say, we're very excited and looking forwards to a jaunt to Waterford in September.
After the buzzer went at last, ending that pre-party hiatus of waiting,
our visitors began
arriving. First, though, they had to ascend the escalier en colimaçon,
or spiral staircase, so typical of New Town "stairs", as they call
blocks of flats up here, that wends its way up two floors to the eyrie
of our flat.
In their arms were bottles (for once containing wine, as well as
milk) and babies togged up in party kit for this joint birthday party. Light poured in from the domed cupola up above
the stair; a trio of balloons sellotaped to the front door welcomed them.
Just over a year ago we were couples who barely knew each other save to sit awkwardly at NCT
ante-natal classes and engage in abstract pursuits such as debating the
most appropriate modern childcare techniques. Since then, things have
become a trifle less academic as we've battled with sleepless nights and crying babies. We've moved from coupledom to
family life and also, somewhere along the way, become friends.
K had already presided with magisterial good humour over an earlier
celebration, attended mostly by family, on her proper birthday. She was equally enchanted at this knees-up with
her friends. Although the two events shared a common purpose, they were
very different to each other. Celebrating with other families, whose
trajectory has been so similar to ours, somehow served to reinforce
what we've all done and become in the past 12 months, as if we
mirrored and bolstered each other.