Dropped K off at nursery this morning, an event that's become a regular torment for both of us.
Mentioned this trouble to my mother, who spent her early wartime
childhood evacuated onto the family farm in Yorkshire. "Whenever the
farmers separated a cow and a calf into different fields both of them
mooed for days afterwards," she tells me. "Yes, both of them."
She shook her head. In sympathy? confusion? Remembering her own similar
experiences? With me? With her own mother? For years I thought myself
alone in missing her as a child when work took her away. Now I realise
she must have felt the same.
However, unlike the poor cows, my daughter and I have not gone been
forced apart forever, at least I hope not. I have every confidence we
will be reunited at 5.30pm today, or even earlier, if I can tear myself
away from this blog and get through my professional work sooner.
But believe me, when her face crumples and the tears start falling, it
feels like we could be on that windswept Yorkshire farm, cruel fate
intervening as bluff farmer.
Staff assure me that she soon settles down happily to "floor play" or
whatever else they're doing. "She's a cheeky monkey, guilt-tripping you
like this!" says one girl, trying, I think, to reassure me. I don't
believe her. I think K really prefers to be with me, even if we don't
do all the "singing, dancing, music" at home that I read about in her
nursery report cards.
We go through a rigmarole of cuddles,
putting her down, her crying, then back to more cuddles and so on.
After a few rounds like that they promise to call me if she doesn't
settle. Furtively, I creep away while her back's turned to examine a
dreamcatcher. As I leave, I peer through the window, thinking people
will take me for a nutter, to catch a glimpse of her and check she is
indeed okay. She's settled fine. Phew.
Nobody else in my entire life has ever wanted to be with me this much.
Probably no-one else, save future children, ever will again. Yet I
don't really know how to deal with it. Is there something wrong with me
that I don't always embrace this, that sometimes this dependance and
love is claustrophobic, even oppressive? I'm flattered, touched - but
also daunted and guilty.
Why is it that I persist with my professional writing, when I could be
24/7 with someone who so plainly favours me over all others? I doubt
myself, wonder so often if I'm doing the right thing, even though I'm
only working a two-day week. Being a modern mum, there's so much
pressure to be all things to all people, nurturing earth mother and
career woman, both so at odds with each other, and I waste so much of
my time missing one whenever I'm doing the other.
So why do I work? Well, the income is useful; also, the sense of
continuity with my old life is reassuring; then there's the
thought that in a few years K will be at school and I must keep my
links with the adult world of work that I'll need even more then. And
finally, most shamefully, sometimes I like to have a break. It's as
simple as that. There, I've said it.
Does that make me a bad mother? Sometimes it's nice to tidy the
kitchen, and know it won't be messy again in four minutes. It's nice to
focus on me, without half or all my mind on another person all the
time. It's nice to eat lunch without feeding my beautiful daughter
home-made organic gloop she'll probably reject or flick on my new
trousers.
And yet, the emptiness is intense as I walk away from nursery towards
the car, where her Maxi Cosi throne sits empty and untenanted, bare
save for a discarded pink sock. I pick up the sock and bring it home,
where it now sits on the table in my otherwise pristine kitchen,
awaiting the return of its pair this evening.
The hardest shift in mothering is late afternoon. The stairs to our
second-floor flat become steeper than only hours earlier, as my
daughter and I struggle up them to face the shared daily ordeal of tea,
bath and bed-time. I clockwatch as the minutes crawl by from 5.30pm to
7pm, awaiting my husband's return from work.
Tea-time last night was fraught. Unlike we adults K does not engage in
social pretensions. When she doesn't like food, she waves it away with
an imperious gesture. I admire her honesty, as well as resenting it.
Enthroned in her ergonomic high chair, which I wish I could say I scrub
down nightly, but don't, she watched me scrabble in the freezer for
food, heat it, decant it, and ferry it to her. Cue the dismissive wave.
Still just 5.30pm? Surely not.
Sweet potato and chicken was rejected, before she relented slightly and
consented to eat a little. Apple puree got a warmer reception. Her
biscuit was an outright success. She placed it in her hand, then put
her bunched up fist, containing the biscuit, in her mouth, and sat like
that for about ten minutes, sucking in a contemplative fashion.
At 5.45pm my husband got home and caused me to rethink my views on this
time of day. For in his hands was a bunch of luminous pink roses, for
me.
Socks
Shoes (her own and other people's)
The Voice-over IP phoneset
Toilet paper - preferably shredding it into tiny pieces. Given
half a chance, she'd go for the used variety too. These days I keep the
lid shut as much as possible.
Handbags
Bins
Receptacles and containers of all kinds
2006-2007 tax returns
Granny's Sudoko book
After the buzzer went at last, ending that pre-party hiatus of waiting,
our visitors began
arriving. First, though, they had to ascend the escalier en colimaçon,
or spiral staircase, so typical of New Town "stairs", as they call
blocks of flats up here, that wends its way up two floors to the eyrie
of our flat.
In their arms were bottles (for once containing wine, as well as
milk) and babies togged up in party kit for this joint birthday party. Light poured in from the domed cupola up above
the stair; a trio of balloons sellotaped to the front door welcomed them.
Just over a year ago we were couples who barely knew each other save to sit awkwardly at NCT
ante-natal classes and engage in abstract pursuits such as debating the
most appropriate modern childcare techniques. Since then, things have
become a trifle less academic as we've battled with sleepless nights and crying babies. We've moved from coupledom to
family life and also, somewhere along the way, become friends.
K had already presided with magisterial good humour over an earlier
celebration, attended mostly by family, on her proper birthday. She was equally enchanted at this knees-up with
her friends. Although the two events shared a common purpose, they were
very different to each other. Celebrating with other families, whose
trajectory has been so similar to ours, somehow served to reinforce
what we've all done and become in the past 12 months, as if we
mirrored and bolstered each other.
After fighting temptation for months, I've given in to the inevitable.
Yesterday I spurned my faithful travelling companion of many months for a lightweight
feller-me-lad I met on the Internet, whose slim good looks and fancy orange top seduced me
with their superficial charm. I'm being like Prince William. It doesn't feel good, it certainly
doesn't feel right, but boy, does it make those Edinburgh hills easier
to tackle.
For more than a year I've pushed K around town, across beaches and up hills in the Jane
Slalom Pro, a stylish "all-terrain" three-wheeler chariot whose trendy
disc brakes have excited more than a little interest from male
acquaintance, from which K smiles graciously at admirers and bestows
regal waves.
The Jane Pro is a bit like the BMW of the pram world - expensive, sturdy, comfortable - with good engineering you feel you can trust. This new pram, the Maclaren Volo Saffron - nicknamed Vol-au-Vent - is more like a toy for pushing dollies around in, not real babies.
It was J who chose the Jane Pro, since I was in such a
hormonally-induced daze while expecting that I tuned out as soon as
shop assistants started clicking "travel systems" together, but I've
always been proud of it. A few weeks after K made her appearance
a young doctor looked at the Jane Pro with something like respect in
her eyes. "You can go running with those, you know," she offered. I
snorted with derision, but a couple of months later I was racing round Inverleith Park (also, incidentally, home to Scotland's Axe-Throwing Championships) with K in the buggy in a mums-and-babies exercise class, and it was one of my highlights from that post-natal period.
The only problem - and with Edinburgh being so hilly, this really is a
problem - is that the Jane weighs about 10.5kg, or around 1.5
stone. The Vol-au-vent, on the other hand, tips the scales at just
3.9kg. The Jane's also bulky and hard to fold. I vowed that after
spending so much on the Jane I wouldn't buy another
pram but the Vol-au-vent came up cheap on the excellent Kiddicare site, full of bargain baby kit.
The turning point came after yet another sweaty struggle on the buses
last week, where I had to enlist help from two strangers, even though I
was with Granny, to get the pram folded and stowed away.
The new pram's not a patch on the old - you can feel every bump
in the pavement jarring your hands and arms, cobbles
(another big Edinburgh feature) are a killer, and it's so flimsy and
lightweight it's feels more like a mobile deckchair than a proper
buggy. But the acid test came this morning when pushing K up the hill
to nursery: it was a breeze compared with shoving the Jane inch
by inch to the top. Even so, I'll be planning my routes carefully, so I
can wheel out the Jane any time I'm going somewhere without buses or
hills involved. You see, it's the one, even if I need to flirt with others
from time to time.
Sunday evening J brought out his beloved tool boxes and did a spot of flat
safety-proofing, leading to a mini-drama of parental paranoia and
derring DIY deeds.
From the kitchen, where I was making supper, I could hear the sound of
drilling, interspersed with huffing and puffing, as he attached safety
straps to a perilously tall, narrow bookcase that we've been worrying K might pull down on herself.
The only problem with this excellent plan was that we live in an old
Georgian flat - and have the flakey 200-year-old plaster to prove it.
After twenty minutes J called me through from the kitchen to help road-test his handiwork.
"I want you to pull on the bookcase as hard as K might," he said.
"How hard do you think she would pull?" I replied.
"I don't know. Just pull the way you think she might."
"Okay."
I pulled a bit. Then a bit more. After that I got quite excited, almost
toddler-like in fact, and pulled a bit harder still, back and forth. It
was getting to be quite good fun. At that point I heard a stretching
noise and the bookcase started to come away from its moorings in the sub-standard plaster.
"K wouldn't pull that hard!" said J, grim-faced and disappointed.
"How do you know? She's very strong," I defended.
We both peered at the loosened rawl plug.
"You did ask me to test it."
"Not like that."
I beat a retreat, feeling just like a naughty but defiant toddler might
in similar circumstances. In fact, it took me back to when I was about
K's age. I almost expected my mother to materialise and, as they say up here in Scotland, "give me a
row".
Unpleasant lesson in karma. I'll think twice now before being uppity
about sitting next to mothers and babies in restaurants. This started a
few days ago when I went for anniversary lunch with my husband but sans
baby. To my horror, the waiters wanted to sit us next to a
breastfeeding mum and baby. Without even thinking about it, I asked for
a different table.
Yesterday Granny, K and I repaired to our favourite restaurant, Pizza
Express in Stockbridge, which overlooks the Waters of Leith. It's full
of children sat in high chairs, tearing round the tables, popping
balloons. For the first time this year, we braved the outdoor terrace
and were enjoying the spring sunshine as I fed K her bottle.
A couple appeared, who were offered the empty neighbouring table to us,
that sheltered under the same blue parasol as ours. But all was not
well. Whispered conversations ensued. Gucci Loafers and his
iron-helmeted female companion gestured to the other side of the
terrace. No words were needed. It was obvious what they were thinking:
they didn't want to be next to a noisy baby.
Avoiding all eye contact with me, GL pushed his too-long hair out of
his face with a self-conscious gesture, pulled his pristine blouson
leather jacket tighter around him and followed the Iron Maiden to the
other end of the terrace. I could almost hear the jangling of shoe
buckles as he went.
I couldn't understand why anybody, even those two, wouldn't want to sit
close to K as she had her milk. Frankly, I was hurt. Then I remembered
how I felt only a few days earlier, when I wanted a break from it all,
without any reminders, though something about GL suggested he might not
be much of a family man, that his motivation was rather different.
Somewhere in the flat, in the back of a drawer,
is a breastfeeding bracelet I bought from the NCT last
summer, at the
zenith of my breastfeeding days, to show solidarity. Sisters, I no
longer deserve to wear that bracelet. Now I have an inkling of how that
breastfeeding mum, no doubt already beleaguered, might have felt when I
asked for a table well away from her. One possible saving grace: so
many breastfeeding women are in such a daze they don't even notice
social nuances, in my case the baby took up all my energy and focus.
All that said, I don't really regret what I did. Having one lunch, yes, just one lunch free of
feeding traumas, not worrying about my own or anyone else's baby, able
to focus on my husband, completely off-duty, was an absolute delight,
so much so that I keep going back to it in my mind, replaying little
moments, remembering how wonderful it felt to rekindle a time when
everything lay ahead of us, so many dreams and hopes. If the price I
pay for that is being guilty of a little hypocrisy, I don't really care.
Poor Nathallie Evans. However much we might know the ruling this week from the European Court of Human Rights
ordering the frozen embryos she created with ex-partner Howard Johnston
to be destroyed was just, it's hard not to sympathise with her.
Of course he should have the right to decide when and where he becomes a father, of course the embryos are as much his as they are hers, and yes, of course,
it would be wrong to let her use the embryos without his consent. And
yet... and yet... I can imagine her anguish only too easily, her
pain at losing this last glimmer of hope that she might one day have
her own child, and my heart goes out to her in a way it cannot to him.
Having lost her fertility to illness, she now faces a childless future.
Nobody could really dispute that Howard Johnston is within his rights
to stop this process. If a baby is, at least in ideal circumstances,
the fruit of love between a man and woman, then it has to be admitted
that making one after the love has gone does seem wrong-headed and
unnatural.
I remember only too well that restless obsession of wanting a baby, and
had I found myself in Natallie Evans' position, I too would probably
have done as she did and followed this doomed quest through every legal
twist and turn, defying logic and reason. I wish her well and hope that
whatever happens now she finds a way to make peace with her situation.
To one of Edinburgh's most popular eateries for lunch to celebrate our
wedding anniversary, while we left K at nursery. This was a kind of
two-in-one celebration to compensate for last year's anniversary being,
well, frankly a bit traumatic. Then I was in hospital enduring the
agony of establishing breastfeeding and having a blood transfusion,
with K only a few days old.
So goodness knows why the ridiculous need to justify my decision to
leave K at nursery for a few hours while J and I had fun. I can't seem
to help it, stupid and irrational though I know I am. Before I had K I
vowed not to be a martyred mother who forgets how to look after
herself, but it's easier than I ever suspected to slip into that role.
All seemed well initially. The sun shone and jazzy upbeat music in the
restaurant lifted our already exuberant mood. The waitress smiled,
congratulated us and led us over to our table. At first I didn't
realise what was happening at the table next to us, being busy flirting
and giggling with J, feeling almost girlish and giddy. But before we
sat down everything came into focus. As soon as I twigged what was
going on, I had to ask to be moved. Shame on me.
An acquaintance told me how before she had a child herself she used to
get annoyed when children made a noise in public. These days, she said,
she's mostly just relieved it's not her child making the noise. Even
though this particular woman is like a born-again clone of the posh
gels I had to endure in my school days, someone whose air of
entitlement and snootiness has grated on me more than a little, I couldn't help but
agree with her.
Today I thought again about what she said when I took K on her first visit to church for Easter Sunday at St George's West
in Shandwick Place. Most people were extremely welcoming to us, but the
man on the door who greeted us said K could stay "as long as she
doesn't make a noise", which I thought was not the practical expression
of "service, integrity and turning the other cheek" that the minister
later talked about in his sermon. To be honest, though, two years ago,
childless and ignorant, that would have been my attitude. I would have
been giving some hard-pressed parent a withering look as cries rent the
air.
Two women separately offered to help with K and look after her
upstairs in the junior creche. I partly wanted to take them up on their
offer but then worried that they might not look after her well or that
they'd let someone steal her. I find it so difficult to distinguish
between crazy paranoia and good mothering. Perhaps the reality is there
is no valid distinction; once those mothering hormones are in a woman's
system the world is forever a dangerous place, in which you can trust
no-one, not even the nice ladies from Sunday School, and paranoia
becomes hard-wired as your default mode of being. Oh dear.
K sat through a hymn and prayer, very patiently, before starting to
coo intermittently, at which point we got up and perambulated quietly
at the side, where K found a large plant pot full of stones that
required further investigation. I thwarted several attempts by her to
insert a stone into her mouth, then for about an hour afterwards had a
feeling at the back of my throat as if I'd tried to swallow the stone
myself.
It was good to be in a church again, after too many months away, and
this place felt active and energetic, full of people of varying ages,
with a thoughtful and well-delivered sermon. I liked the atmosphere and
people. We stayed almost the full course and I came away feeling I'd
managed to connect with something spriritual. I don't think we
disturbed anyone else's worship. Who knows, next Sunday I might even
pluck up courage to explore the junior creche, though of course I plan
on staying with K for at least the first couple of times until she's
settled in, even if I am irrational and paranoid.
Sun poured in through the shutters first thing this morning and I
yearned to be on the hills within minutes of waking up, with a restless
eagerness that I knew no amount of Saturday morning shopping could
satisfy. Perhaps Spring arriving had something to do with it, because
it felt like my body waking up again after the long hibernation of
winter.
With the long Easter weekend stretching ahead of us I wanted to take my
chance to be outdoors while the weather and my energy held. While I was
pregnant with K I was often too sick or exhausted to do more than
walk to the end of the street. Then when she was really little, I was
even more exhausted and a strange paranoia made me reluctant to leave
the neighbourhood. All too often the highlight of my weekend was
nothing more than a latte in Caffe Nero, which is great and I don't mean to be ungrateful, but I know there's so much more to life.
To my enormous delight we managed a "proper" family outing today. It
was the real McCoy. We packed up our shamefully unscuffed walking
boots, the Macpac Vamoose carrier, and assorted walking kit and unstabled the noble beast, Snufix, as we have christened our new car.
We took the A702 Biggar road south of Edinburgh, argued about the
turn-off for the Glencorse Reservoir (yes, it really was a proper
family outing) and parked beside the Flotterstone Inn,
where we stopped for a coffee to
calm down. The staff were friendly and I felt better pretty much as
soon as we arrived.
We followed a path from the Inn up to Glencorse Reservoir,
past what was described as the "old filter beds", crossing through farm
gates. Fresh, sharp, intoxicating air filled my nostrils and lungs,
helping my shoulders untense. I gulped down as much air as I could.
Trees were just starting to come into bud, leaves not yet unfurled. The
sun rippled its light over the lakes of water. Lambs, still wobbly on
their legs, were feeding from their mothers on sharp grassy inclines.
Anglers sat in rowing boats on the reservoir, fishing for trout.
We walked up to the top of the reservoir and trekked up past Logan Burn
to Loganlea Reservoir. East Kip towered over it, at 534 metres, seeming
to invite us to ascend if we could, but I knew by then I had only
enough energy to get home and no more, though I'd dearly have loved to
carry on all day.
K sat in the Vamoose on her dad's shoulders taking all this in, looking
around with her habitual intense interest before falling asleep with
her face propped awkwardly against a piece of strapping. I started to
worry about sunburn and we improvised a sunshade from an old muslin. "K
of Arabia" quipped her dad.
Being in the hills is like finding a world apart, a better, easier
world where I can keep things in perspective and find it easier to be
happy, and it's a world that endures, changing little from one year to
the next, soothing in its steadiness. Yet I forget so quickly that this
other world of even exists when I'm back in the city, surrounded by
granite. Another reason why family days out, with beautiful hills and
greenery, are such a good thing. May we never forget the hills are
always there, even when we can't be there amongst them.
K's illness drags on. It's nearly a week now. Nursery won't take her
until she's done a solid poo, or gone 24 hours with no poo at all.
Since poor K doesn't qualify on either count I phone work to tell them
I won't be in - the second day in a row. They're understanding, but I
work freelance, so this means nada in the bank account and possible
loss of credibility and goodwill at a place where I'm still newish.
To make matters worse, K's reached convalescence. When I tried to kiss
her this morning she pushed me away. Just one imperious gesture of the
hand, not so much as a look in my direction. I was hurt and a nastier
part of me thought: "You ungrateful little monster".
I know she's on the mend. While I was making her breakfast, the little
monkey reached across the table to where I'd left my breakfast,
half-inched a piece of toast and marmalade and wolfed it down, full of
beady concentration. It was the gobbling noises that tipped me off. At
least she had the grace to look startled when she realised I was onto
her.
Nappy changing remains an ordeal for both of us, with her tummy not
quite right. I can't handle the stench without retching.
But I've worked out a way of doing it. First I open the window wide, to
let in Edinburgh's early April weather, and I assemble all my accoutrements - fragranced nappy sacks, fresh nappy, cotton wool balls, toilet paper, nappy cream, jug of water - on the floor in advance.
Then I take a few practice deep breaths before breathing in for as long
as I can and setting to work in earnest. Sometimes, with luck, I can
get everything done and cleared away before I need to breathe again. The downside is I'm so dizzy afterwards I
sometimes see stars. The upside is that with all the fresh air from the
open window I recover in no time at all.
While K was poorly J and I took up
battle stations, pretty much as John Cleese and Robin Skynner describe it in
their excellent book Families
and How to Survive Them. Put it this way, romance and fun weren't high on
the agenda. I had to ask J to change her nappies, since they were making me
retch into the nappy bucket, which has seen a fair bit of action over the past
few days. My side of the unspoken deal was I cleaned K up, made meals and sat with
her.
A difficult week. It seems I spoke too soon
about the end of breastfeeding. I had to rethink after K got poorly last
Wednesday, three days after I officially unhooked my nursing bra for the last
time.